On Wednesday May 17th, famed goth kids Sisters Of Mercy are scheduled to bring gloom to San Francisco!

      Sisters Of Mercy have been around for EVER. Any trad goth kid knows this. Any elder goth knows this. ANY goth knows this. There. I have said my piece. Goodbye…….. I wish I could but I am being paid zero dollars and zero cents to stay and write stuff the most people who see this article being posted on Twitter will never read. Business is good and so is gothic sarcasm and cynicism. You probably think this is going to be just another rock show. Just another aging hipster’s paradise special right out of the 1980’s. Well…. You’re not wrong but anyway that’s not the point. I need you to understand that this show is on the books and that you clicked on this link for a reason. Ok. Fine. Maybe you clicked on this link for no reason at all but instead of watching reruns of Invader Zim and Foamy The Squirrel cracking wise ones, maybe you can imagine yourself shootin’ the breeze with a stranger over a drink about how lame San Francisco is or how lame the show is, or how lame clothing companies are, or how lame being lame is. I don’t know. Well why else would you go to this show? Or a show for that matter? What to listen to music? You must be out of your mind, you can do that on YouTube!

Why? Why would you buy two or more tickets to this show? Oh really? Is that so?… Well then great kid you just sold yourself on why you just have to attend this concert! Great, now my work here is done and I get to go home ok bye thanks goodnight sinora.  

Details

• Buy tickets here for $55 each plus fees at livenation.com
• Wednesday night
• Water? Can you drink it?
• The Masonic is located on 1111 California Street SF
• 8PM

Thank you for reading!