A band that I have never heard of and somehow manages to sell out a show comes to San Francisco and why should you care because like I said the show is completely SOLD OUT. Thanks for reading.

PUP. The show is sold out already so I am not even going to divulge a thing to you. Look it’s not my fault you didn’t buy the tickets to a show you thought you would be interested in. You obviously didn’t care and now you’re reading this blog wanting an answer as to why you failed to buy tickets to this extremely popular show.

Why did you even click on this link? Are you ok? Do you need something to do? Why are you just sitting there and looking at your screen like that? Ok fine I’ll throw you a bone that has something to chew on. 

The show is on a Saturday. There. I know you can’t make it because you already made plans for that night and you know your friends don’t like the same music you do. Just saying. 

The bands that are scheduled to be live are PUP, Joyce Manor, and Pool Kids. Never heard of any if them so I can’t tell you anything about them. Spotify says that PUP plays some kind of punk music. Let’s pretend that’s true. It’s an all ages show so I’m assuming the reason why all the tickets are sold is because all the little high-school kids yelled at their underwhelming and weak willed parents to bend over backwards and buy the tickets for them and all there equally shallow friends from school. 

It’s on a Saturday night and you know how badly children just have to do something on a Saturday and let’s be honest….. Since you neglected to buy the tickets to this show, I bet you doged at fat bullet by not going to a show filled with high school kids. 

If I sound mean then sorry. But before you judge me look at yourself and laugh as you realize you have agreed with me on all my points the whole entire way and ergo sympathize with me. 

I’m basically writing this article as if you’re writing it. Don’t lie you know it’s true.

Thank you.