Singer famous for singing on your local retailer’s PA system is scheduled for a San Francisco show on a Sunday

Regina Spektor is a singer of which whom I have heard her music before while in a shopping store but obviously never knew her name. Well now I do and I do not, care do you? Oh! I bet you do I bet you! Well of course you do or you would not have started reading this blog post. Ok. Story is finished. You can go now. Thanks for reading. Stop laughing. ANYway, you like jazz? (insert Bee Movie meme here) Well that’s great because Regina Spektor is not a jazz artist but she knows how to play the piano so I assume.

I bet you would like to know that the starting price for the tickets is just $60! So maybe next time you see a nice new pair of shoes in a store, put them down, listen to the music that is playing above you and then remember to put that money towards Regina Spektor instead of some lame new pair of shoes. Or you can just buy the tickets online and then just check Amazon to see if those shoes are cheaper. Seriously stop buying your shoes in person unless they are niche or thrift. I work retail remember so I have a LOT to gripe and moan about when it comes to customers! Ha!

So do you like what you have read so far? Yeah I don’t blame you. Well the next blog after this should be way cooler. I will publish it whenever I feel like it because nobody paid me to care. Literally. 

Details

• Buy tickets here at axs.com
• Tickets start at $60
• The address is 982 Market Street, San Francisco, California
• Masks are dumb and dont work so dont wear one. What, you don’t believe me? Ok then wear one to see what happens. Nothing. 
• Drink water, bring water, refill water, urinate water, and then drink more water
• Show begins at 8PM so be there early

Thank you for reading!