Classic Rock singer Sting has a welcomed and planned visit in Sac! Whoo!
Sting is too well known I won’t even go into any detail. Dude so are you coming to the show or what!? Come on, don’t be a spaz! Let’s go! Come on! Come on! Come on! Let’s go! Dude come on, Sting might die like any second this guy has been around the block for a while! He has had such a sharp and steady career in comparison to all your failed projects with the lowlife you made music with for little money in local venues! Come on! What are you waiting for! This guy is a legend! We have all heard his music and still hear it being echoed in all the classic rock stations in like every open garage curtain in America!
What? Are you doing something on the 12th? It’s on a Wednesday at 8 PM! Ok ok! I get it, maybe you have work that day night. Ok so maybe you can do Thursday the 13th at the same time and same place? We can drink some really nice custom cocktails while eating a fat fat burger straight off the grill and don’t forget extra, extra fresh and crispy lettuce and veggies!!!! Dude come on! It would be so dope!
Oh and don’t forget the merch! No not Sting’s merch! I could care less. I’m talking about the gift shop at the Hard Rock! I love their stuff! Come on, let’s go! I want to buy pins and maybe a shirt and a hat! I don’t know, I just love collecting Hard Rock gear! Dude what are you doing that is just so important?! Ok ok I get it. Maybe you really do have some seriously important stuff going on but at least consider what I’m saying to you before you make a final judgment call.
Details
- 3317 Forty Mile Road, Wheatland, California
- Starting price is $166 plus fees I think
- Parking shouldn’t be so tough since they have their own lot right in front but I have a feeling that they might actually charge for parking…
- No age limit that I saw but hey it is the Hard Rock, it’s like Disneyland but rock music
Thank you for reading!!!
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