Smile because The Smile comes to San Francisco this holiday season. 

   The Smile. What a well thought out name for a band. Legend says that it took them three whole years before even recording a single song until they got that band name set up just right. And ya, I just seriously made all that up just to waste your time reading this. Sucker. Fooled you. You probably believe everything you hear and read from the media. Laugh. Out. Loud. Anyway, Wikipedia tells me that this band is a “spinoff” of the famous rock band Radiohead. Huh, well that’s something I didn’t know. They are from England. Didn’t know that one either. Also the band name comes from a poem nobody cares about. Boom! Yet another thing I didn’t know! Wikipedia also says that during the 2020 scamdemic or plan-demic, however you like to say it, The Smile was smiling away working hard on producing music. In fact that’s how and when the band was born. That’s pretty dope. Because screw social distancing. What a farce. I always say that there was no good excuse to shut down the world economy and stop working in 2020. These boys knew that and knew it well. Good for them. But I have to admit I had a lot of fun doing nothing, stuffing my face-hole with Burger King and playing Portal during the day then walking for three hours during the night. Gotta keep up with healthy exercise! Oh and don’t forget blowing all that sweet sweet EDD money.

   What? You’re seriously still reading this article? Why? How did you even hear about this website anyway? Hey don’t look at me I just want something to put on my resume! Hush! That’s between you and me! Anyway I commend you reader for making it this far in my article. You really must have absolutely nothing else better to do. Wow. 

Your Reward:

• You just lost $70 because that’s how much the cheapest ticket cost on ticketmaster.com You really are a sucker…
• You still have to pay for gas or a Clipper card in order to get to 

99 Grove Street, San Francisco 

How much money did you just lose again? In this economy? Are you ok?

• Sunday December 18th at 730p

What good excuse do you have for your boss to miss work?…….Give me a break….

Je Suis Fini