Well if Nathaniel Hawthorne still carries any guilt from the grave – about his ancestors part in the Salem Witch Trials – then today, it may be safe to conclude that Hawthorne finally sleeps peacefully. It only took a 153 years, but alas! no longer is Witchcraft hunted out, but merely splayed across the smartphones of this generation, by the pop singers inspiring the young and impressionable.
In case you missed it kids, Azealia Banks has “come out of the closet”, and in that we mean to say that for the last three years, the “212” femme fatale rapper, apparently, has been sacrificing chickens in her closet—and today, Banks decided she would clean it all up…and then, according to Spin Magazine, she would put the footage on Instagram; naturally.
“The amount of crap that’s about to come off my floor right now, guys, oh my god,” she also said, “Three years’ worth of brujería. Yes, you know, I gotta scrape all this shit up.”
Banks can be seen wearing Safety goggles and using a power sander begin her cleaning process. “Real witches do real things,” she also caption another part of the video “Blood stains the wall,”
But, this author’s “ignorance” is squashed by the revelation brought about by the pleasant little crossfire developing between the rapper and everybody’s favorite face you never get to see, Sia. Sia and Banks are in a social media fight.
It turns out, Sia insn’t to cool with animal sacrifice, when the recording artist tweeted earlier, “sacrificing animals for your gain is the wackest s–t I’ve ever heard. Get ahead by being awesome, kind and working hard.” Ouch. But, perhaps there is a bit of bias here, Sia is a vegan, as well as an ardent animal activist.
However, Banks manages to “tactfully” explain the cultural tradition she is only partaking in, handed down from her ancestors, when she tweeted back, “and your ugly pasty dry white lady winter skin face is the ugliest face (sic) I’ve ever seen that must be why you hide it all the time.” She then adds, “HAVE SOME F—ING RESPECT FOR MY F—ING TRADITIONAL AFRICAN RELIGION YOU POMPOUS WHITE B—-.”
Comments posted just below the Instagram post convey fans of the singer all choked up with laughter about it.
Contributions to this story from Chris Baker.
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