Yo, why do so many people give the wild infamous “everything except rap and country” answer when asked about their musical tastes? Has no one been stuck in a dentist’s waiting room?? DO NONE OF YOU HAVE STEP MOTHERS
I’m not talkin’ actual jazz obviously. “Smooth jazz” is like when you trip and fall down and you accidentally make a weird sound and do a little dance as you try to recover. Real jazz is you waltzing through a sea of classy dudes or ladies and you’re in, like, a tuxedo.
Also I’m joking. This is a joke on the internet.