Win a date with Marlie Stern on the day of her album release, The Chronicles of Marnia, out March 19th. All expense paid!
Attention all hipster guys! Marnie Stern is seeking a relationship and you just might be him! This great guitarist deserves someone who is not a loser or boring, but someone special to watch Law and Order SVU with? Don’t you think someone as talented, optimistic, adorable, and 30-something Jewish woman should meet the man of her REM cycle dreams? We definitely do!
If you are from the New York City area (and not in any form possible of being a long-distance beau) and is not a creepy or a stalker ( We will KNOW), we would thoroughly be pleased if you could send an email with your answers to the application questions below of your favorite Marnie song, and a handsome recent photo of yourself. Remember, you will not have to pay for this date, but as a gentleman you’re paying for the next one!
Race, age, and religion are by no means any factor, but having a hilarious sense of humor is critical. Her ideal man is a someone who doesn’t mind spending time at home and having a girlfriend that is out of town on tour. Also, Marnie would not appreciate or want a drug addict, slacker, or vegan.
Important: Marnie does not get to pick the winner, her record label and publicist do, so please work your magic on them! They honestly want the best for her and maybe you are him!
You can find more info at www.killrockstars.com
Please email all applications to firstname.lastname@example.org
Are you gainfully employed? Elaborate.
When/how long was your last relationship?
What are your hobbies/interests?
What qualities do you most enjoy in a woman?
List any anti-depressants you currently take:
What do you know about Marnie and why do you want to date her?
What would your most recent ex-girlfriend say about you? Can we get her email?
Where would you take Marnie on a first date and why?