Trampled By Turtles The Fillmore 01/19

Bluegrass guys come to San Francisco. But don’t worry about bad behaved turtles.

   You know I love a good all-American song! These guys have a very authentic American sound from the Appalchians! But I dont think these guys are from Appalachia. Actually they are originally from Duluth. Have you seen those commercials about that clothing brand that makes great innovative clothes for work? Duluth Trading Co. Ya that Duluth. I know I don’t care either. Just kidding! Laugh out loud!!! Anyway here is the link to their Spotify. I see they are pretty famous but I don’t care man, I’m just trying to get to bed. You might be reading this and the sun is out but it’s late as I’m writing this. On Spotify they have well over a million monthly listeners oh wow cool don’t care. Now where is the show taking place and when? Dude! Did you not read the headline!? To quote an episode of Spongebob, Hey pal, you just blown in from stupid town? Now hurry up and read my article so I can go to bed!

Turtles second most played song is Wildflowers at just under 30 million plays. Big whoop. Their most played song is Wait so Long with right under 50 million plays. I’m getting really sleepy. I’m pretty sure nobody is reading this article and I can just say whatever I want. Wait? So you are reading? That is a bunch of bull-loni and you know it! Do not lie to me! I know you ain’t reading this! Dude nobody reads these articles. You probably didn’t even know this website existed unless someone!…. Nevermind. What else do you want to know about this band Trampled By Turtles? Who made that name up? A four year old? Ah don’t get your panties in a bunch! Here! A link to their wiki page now leave me alone! I’m tired! What? Not enough? Here! A link to their official website! Deal with it! What? More? Are you kidding me? Why do you like this band so much! So frustrating! Leave me alone! Ok here! Their official merch store online!

• Tickets at livenation.com $72 each WHY?
• Doors open at 7p and starts at 8p
• 1805 geary blvd San Francisco 
• All ages

Goodnight